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Cory Top Donor
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#1 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 11:58 am Post subject: Team Jaja Recruiting |
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| Leave your resumes at the door, faggots. |
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Treyarch
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Basi
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#3 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 04:25 pm Post subject: |
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here was my resume pre-medschool when i was poor and jobless. lemme in jaja
EDUCATION AND HONORS
Bachelor of Science in Human Biology with minors in Psychology and Biochemistry
Carroll University, Waukesha, WI May 2010
Dean’s List December 2007-May 2010
Graduated with honors and a 3.7 cumulative GPA
LABARATORY SKILLS:
NMR / Statistical Analysis
Mass Spectroscopy / Advanced Microscopy
UV Spectroscopy / Protein Assay Determination
Infrared Analysis / EKG Familiarity
EEG Familiarity / Microscopy Media/Staining Preparation
RELEVANT COURSEWORK:
Advanced Anatomy / Neuroscience
Advanced Physiology/ Pharmacology
Advanced Microbiology / Genetics
Organic Chemistry I and II / Sensation and Perception
Biochemistry I and II / and Abnormal Psychology
Physics I and II / Health Psychology
Nutrition / Evolution of Cognition
RESEARCH COMPLETED:
Determining the Effects of Mediation on the Attentional Blink (2010)
It has been recently found when two visual stimuli are shown right after another, the second stimulus is often missed. This is known as the attentional blink. Preliminary data also suggests mediation has a role in positive emotion, so I helped design and complete an experiment to determine if a correlation exists.
Developed an Online Database that showed "Complex" Characteristics (2009)
As part of a class taken at Carroll University, a supplemental database was created. I helped perform an advanced statistical analysis on the database that eventually showed characteristics similar to those associated with complexity/chaos theory.
Cont.
Differentiated a Mutant Strain of Algae (2009)
Chlamydomonas reinhardtii is a unicellular plant eukaryote that has been thoroughly observed for the past decade. A mutant of this species was recently created and I observed the two specimens undergoing mitosis, noting differences regarding the timing of cytokinetic events.
ACADEMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Presentation at the Beta Beta Beta National Conference (May, 2010)
• An annual conference taking place in Durango, Colorado, May 2010
• Created a poster to be presented data regarding Chlamydomonas
• Won 2nd Place
Presentation at Complexity Society Conference (July, 2009)
• An annual conference that was held at Marquette University, July 2009
• Created a poster and communicated the data found in the online database
• This data is set to be published in the journal “Complexity”
EXTRACURRICULAR:
Delegate for Nationally Recognized Beta Beta Beta (2008-2010)
• Beta Beta Beta is a nationally recognized biology institution dedicated to promoting research
• Helped revive the organization through grants, orchestrating research opportunities for underclassmen, and community service
Internship with Dr. Matthew Connolly (2009)
• Completed at Columbia St. Mary Hospital in Milwaukee
• Shadowed an internal medicine physician while he conducted his “patient rounds” gaining lots of patient experience
Internship with Dr. MS Iqbal (Pain Specialist) (2005-2008)
• Performed in Des Moines, IA at a clinic dedicated to chronic pain
• Witnessed the insertion of spinal electrodes gaining invaluable surgical experience
• Assisted in emotionally easing patients into surgery, and performing checkups at monthly intervals following the surgery to monitor progress
Volunteered at Columbia St. Mary (2007)
• Volunteered at the Patient Access department, transporting incoming patients to various places in the hospital
• I was the first person at the hospital patients interacted with, so it was my responsibility to ensure they started off with a positive experience
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ye I Have Herpes
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#4 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 05:57 pm Post subject: |
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only a bachelors?
you're basically a savage. _____________________
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Cory Top Donor
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#5 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:01 pm Post subject: |
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LOL. Ily.
Basi, you are welcome in Team Jaja, you have my vote.
As long as Ye accepts, welcome dood.  |
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#6 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:03 pm Post subject: |
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ofc i accept basi
i'm watching anderson cooper talk about jailbait
lool _____________________
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Cory Top Donor
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#7 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:18 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome Basi to Team Jaja: D3JSP's Anti-Terroristical Faggot Agency.
ATFA for short. |
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ye I Have Herpes
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#8 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Cory wrote: | Welcome Basi to Team Jaja: D3JSP's Anti-Terroristical Faggot Agency.
ATFA for short. | are we against faggots who are terrorists or are we an organization of faggots who are against terrorism? _____________________
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Cory Top Donor
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#9 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:41 pm Post subject: |
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| #Juan |
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ye I Have Herpes
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#10 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:45 pm Post subject: |
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS FRIDAY NIGHT CORY _____________________
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Dragonelf
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#11 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:59 pm Post subject: |
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Gold: 30121.30
pretty sure never saw someone with so much fg |
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ye I Have Herpes
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#12 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 07:01 pm Post subject: |
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i've had 31k
(quick, send me your fg cory) _____________________
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Cory Top Donor
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#13 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 07:07 pm Post subject: |
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I like my coinz.
I'm goin to a rager at my buddies crib. Shit's gonna get nutty tonight. |
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#14 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 07:10 pm Post subject: |
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;(
hf gl _____________________
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Cory Top Donor
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#15 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 07:26 pm Post subject: |
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Ofc. |
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Basi
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#16 Posted: 01 Oct 2011 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| give me a fucking banner now |
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#18 Posted: 01 Oct 2011 01:50 am Post subject: |
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| Yes you can. |
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ye I Have Herpes
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#20 Posted: 01 Oct 2011 04:34 pm Post subject: |
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TEAM JAJA HAS DOUBLED SIZE IN 2 DAYS
GET IN WHILE YOU CAN, ONLY ACCEPTING 17.4 MORE MEMBERS _____________________
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