Construction Monkey

Cinemax · Posted: 02 Nov 2008 04:04 am Post subject: Construction Monkey

A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes
later, a man walked in and said to the shopkeeper I'll take a Construction
Monkey please.

The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the man, saying, That'll be $5,000.
The man paid and left with the monkey.

The surprised woman went to the shopkeeper and said, That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?

The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that's a Construction Monkey. He can drive trucks,
set forms, erect steel & equipment and run pipe. All with no back talk or
complaints.
He's well worth the money.

The woman then spotted a monkey in another cage. 'That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do? 'Oh, that one' replied the shopkeeper.
That's a Project Engineer, he can read drawings, answer RFI's, make ss-build's
and inspect quality.
A very useful monkey indeed.

The woman looked around a little longer and found a monkey with a $50,000 price
tag. The shocked woman exclaimed, This one costs more than all the others put
together!
What in the world can it do?

Well, said the shopkeeper, I've never actually seen him do anything except
drink beer and play with his d$ck.
.....But his papers say he's a Superintendent.

NewPolution · Posted: 02 Nov 2008 06:13 pm Post subject:

Ryan[ProFreshENT] · Posted: 02 Nov 2008 06:34 pm Post subject:

I don't get it.

justunanimous · Posted: 02 Nov 2008 08:30 pm Post subject:

dont get it either :/

Parasola · Posted: 02 Nov 2008 09:19 pm Post subject:

hmmm idk.

Cinemax · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 02:51 am Post subject:

We'll the moral of the joke was that the superintendent's dont do much labor but the guys high in rank for employment in real life the big money makers are always said to be the ones to do no work they are regarded as the ones who don't do nothing at all.

the end of the joke makes it all jell, yes it's too long.
Not my joke either.

" I've never actually seen him do anything except
drink beer and play with his d$ck.
.....But his papers say he's a Superintendent."

megafusion · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 03:03 pm Post subject:

Hahaha

I got it

Jay · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 10:33 pm Post subject:

lol nice.

3D · Posted: 04 Nov 2008 08:30 pm Post subject:

Kerm · Posted: 04 Nov 2008 09:22 pm Post subject:

Doesn't make sense man. :[

slimz3 · Posted: 04 Nov 2008 09:37 pm Post subject:

i work for a living and it makes total sense to me lol

Cinemax · Posted: 05 Nov 2008 07:18 am Post subject:

8BaLL · Posted: 05 Nov 2008 01:52 pm Post subject:

heh i got it good 1 joe briggrin

kittyrawr · Posted: 05 Nov 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

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