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Cinemax
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#1 Posted: 02 Nov 2008 04:04 am Post subject: Construction Monkey |
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A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes
later, a man walked in and said to the shopkeeper I'll take a Construction
Monkey please.
The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the man, saying, That'll be $5,000.
The man paid and left with the monkey.
The surprised woman went to the shopkeeper and said, That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?
The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that's a Construction Monkey. He can drive trucks,
set forms, erect steel & equipment and run pipe. All with no back talk or
complaints.
He's well worth the money.
The woman then spotted a monkey in another cage. 'That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do? 'Oh, that one' replied the shopkeeper.
That's a Project Engineer, he can read drawings, answer RFI's, make ss-build's
and inspect quality.
A very useful monkey indeed.
The woman looked around a little longer and found a monkey with a $50,000 price
tag. The shocked woman exclaimed, This one costs more than all the others put
together!
What in the world can it do?
Well, said the shopkeeper, I've never actually seen him do anything except
drink beer and play with his d$ck.
.....But his papers say he's a Superintendent. _____________________
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NewPolution
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#2 Posted: 02 Nov 2008 06:13 pm Post subject: |
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Eh _____________________
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Ryan[ProFreshENT]
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#3 Posted: 02 Nov 2008 06:34 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get it. _____________________
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#4 Posted: 02 Nov 2008 08:30 pm Post subject: |
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dont get it either :/ _____________________
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#5 Posted: 02 Nov 2008 09:19 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm idk. _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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Cinemax
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#6 Posted: 03 Nov 2008 02:51 am Post subject: |
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We'll the moral of the joke was that the superintendent's dont do much labor but the guys high in rank for employment in real life the big money makers are always said to be the ones to do no work they are regarded as the ones who don't do nothing at all.
the end of the joke makes it all jell, yes it's too long.
Not my joke either.
" I've never actually seen him do anything except
drink beer and play with his d$ck.
.....But his papers say he's a Superintendent." _____________________
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megafusion Your Worst Fears Come True
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#7 Posted: 03 Nov 2008 03:03 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha I got it  _____________________
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#8 Posted: 03 Nov 2008 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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lol nice. _____________________
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#9 Posted: 04 Nov 2008 08:30 pm Post subject: |
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wat _____________________
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#10 Posted: 04 Nov 2008 09:22 pm Post subject: |
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Doesn't make sense man. :[ _____________________ D3jsp > D2jsp |
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#11 Posted: 04 Nov 2008 09:37 pm Post subject: |
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i work for a living and it makes total sense to me lol _____________________
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Cinemax
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#12 Posted: 05 Nov 2008 07:18 am Post subject: |
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| slimz3 wrote: | | i work for a living and it makes total sense to me lol |
For anyone who has driven past commercial construction sites, there is usually a trailer on site.
That trailer has heat/air conditioning , lunch table and a fridge and for the really lucky ones there is a bathroom in it.
The site/project managers dont use it much as they are on and off site alot.
The foreman and managers go in there to " go over some things " they are in there for a while.
Just know they are in there talking about this weekend or what their kids did or hot looking woman or wives.
Its essentially a retreat from work being in there and getting the promotions to be able to go in there for extended periods of time.
Thats only for the guys who dont feel like working on a certain given day ect.
we've all had those days.
I personally would not like it.
I like to sweat and get tan. _____________________
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8BaLL Corner Pocket
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#13 Posted: 05 Nov 2008 01:52 pm Post subject: |
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heh i got it good 1 joe  |
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#14 Posted: 05 Nov 2008 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! _____________________
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Lamborghini Owner Of Trusted
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#15 Posted: 07 Nov 2008 01:27 pm Post subject: |
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| megafusion wrote: | Hahaha I got it  |
haha I got it also, I've worked in construction and superintendents do fuck all _____________________
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