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 #1 Posted: 20 Jan 2009 06:34 pm Post subject: i lost my everything(riya) andshe took half of my everything |
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It is a New Day!
You open your eyes to discover that a new day has been bestowed upon you. It is day number 4. You feel refreshed enough to take on the world!
Turns for today set to 20.
Today's interest rate: 5%
Gold earned from interest: 0.
Hitpoints have been restored to 299.
You gain 9 forest fights from spent dragon points!
You are in Very High spirits today!
As a result, you gain 2 forest fights for today!
With your Two Kamui in your hand, you saddle up your pegasus and head out for some adventure!
Because of your Pegasus, you gain 4 forest fights for today!
Today is Verdaei, 26 Estoran in the year 2657.
Today's lottery numbers are 1-2-5-9
You're married, so there's no reason to keep up that perfect image, and you let yourself go a little today.
When you wake up, you find a note next to you, reading
Dear Mayor Cares,
Despite many great kisses, I find that I'm simply no longer attracted to you the way I used to be.
Call me fickle, call me flakey, but I need to move on. There are other warriors in the land, and I think some of them are really hot. So it's not you, it's me, etcetera etcetera.
No hard feelings, Love,
Riya
The moon Vordus is a waning crescent.
For being interested in Summoner, you receive 1 extra Summoner use for today.
From the ache in your battle weary bones, you know today's weather will be cool with blue skies.
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| #2 Posted: 20 Jan 2009 06:51 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch, you probably treated her bad 
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| #3 Posted: 20 Jan 2009 09:50 pm Post subject: |
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| megafusion wrote: | | Ouch, you probably treated her bad |
or not bad enough O_o
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| #4 Posted: 21 Jan 2009 09:00 am Post subject: |
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haha XD
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| #6 Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Jessmop wrote: | | I think you have to retain a certain amount of charm points to keep her. Either way she marries just abot anyone and is surely a whore. Consider yourself lucky, you may have saved yourself from a horrible case of herpes. |
yea but the slut gave me the clap...
edit: she just told me she got the clap from jess...
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| #7 Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Maintenceman wrote: | | Jessmop wrote: | | I think you have to retain a certain amount of charm points to keep her. Either way she marries just abot anyone and is surely a whore. Consider yourself lucky, you may have saved yourself from a horrible case of herpes. |
yea but the slut gave me the clap...
edit: she just told me she got the clap from jess... |
Nah I never bothered with her, once she married all my buds I knew something bad would come from it
Actually I did marry her but its just so she can do laundry and dishes. I stopped banging tramps after college
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| #8 Posted: 21 Jan 2009 06:16 pm Post subject: |
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I only got her so she can feed me, and give me some protection 
Cause I a scared man with all them monsters around me
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| #9 Posted: 21 Jan 2009 09:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Jessmop wrote: | | Maintenceman wrote: | | Jessmop wrote: | | I think you have to retain a certain amount of charm points to keep her. Either way she marries just abot anyone and is surely a whore. Consider yourself lucky, you may have saved yourself from a horrible case of herpes. |
yea but the slut gave me the clap...
edit: she just told me she got the clap from jess... |
Nah I never bothered with her, once she married all my buds I knew something bad would come from it
Actually I did marry her but its just so she can do laundry and dishes. I stopped banging tramps after college |
here is where i lol'd
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| #10 Posted: 22 Jan 2009 12:43 am Post subject: |
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Lol'd.. 
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| #11 Posted: 22 Jan 2009 01:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Rand wrote: | | Lol'd.. |
+1 his post count
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| #12 Posted: 22 Jan 2009 02:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Maintenceman wrote: | | Rand wrote: | | Lol'd.. |
+1 his post count |
i duno, not much else you can say about this thread other than lol
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| #13 Posted: 22 Jan 2009 02:20 pm Post subject: |
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I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight
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| Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations
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| Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol
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| Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol |
oh...lol....remember....on pain pillz....subdlelty(i just realised i have no clue on how to spell that word...) is lost to me lol
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| Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol |
oh...lol....remember....on pain pillz....subdlelty(i just realised i have no clue on how to spell that word...) is lost to me lol |
You want me to rub your back or something? Cause you know I'll do it.
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| Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol |
oh...lol....remember....on pain pillz....subdlelty(i just realised i have no clue on how to spell that word...) is lost to me lol |
You want me to rub your back or something? Cause you know I'll do it. |
nah, im good, thx tho.
just glad its not the same kind of pain i was dealing with beforhand.
now its a dull throbbing tender soreness kinda thing that gets louder and louder once and a while kinda pain
before it was a sharp stabbing screaming running fingernails down chalkboards sliding down a razorblade slide into a salt pit licking a dry wooden popsickle stick oh dear god kill me now and make this misrable existance end kinda pain
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| Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol |
oh...lol....remember....on pain pillz....subdlelty(i just realised i have no clue on how to spell that word...) is lost to me lol |
You want me to rub your back or something? Cause you know I'll do it. |
nah, im good, thx tho.
just glad its not the same kind of pain i was dealing with beforhand.
now its a dull throbbing tender soreness kinda thing that gets louder and louder once and a while kinda pain
before it was a sharp stabbing screaming running fingernails down chalkboards sliding down a razorblade slide into a salt pit licking a dry wooden popsickle stick oh dear god kill me now and make this misrable existance end kinda pain |
What happened dude? An elephant choose you as his new slippers?
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| Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | | Noctres wrote: | | Giantbob wrote: | I saw that Riya left SirNoc as well.
You guys incapable of treatin' ya women right? Ya'll realize ya gotta know them moves? aaaight |
bah, who needs moves when u can just go in for a dance session, then BAM bag urself a wench for a few incarnations |
Yeah.. that's what I was saying lol |
oh...lol....remember....on pain pillz....subdlelty(i just realised i have no clue on how to spell that word...) is lost to me lol |
You want me to rub your back or something? Cause you know I'll do it. |
nah, im good, thx tho.
just glad its not the same kind of pain i was dealing with beforhand.
now its a dull throbbing tender soreness kinda thing that gets louder and louder once and a while kinda pain
before it was a sharp stabbing screaming running fingernails down chalkboards sliding down a razorblade slide into a salt pit licking a dry wooden popsickle stick oh dear god kill me now and make this misrable existance end kinda pain |
What happened dude? An elephant choose you as his new slippers? |
infected/rotting core/root on a molar.
had the root canal done on it on tuesday.....and holy fuck its thursday...iso wth happened to wednesday
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