Swedish topic

Braindead · Posted: 09 Dec 2008 03:56 pm Post subject: Swedish topic

Hej hej alla svenska och/eller alla som kan tala, eller i alla fall skriva svenska..
Jag hade t�nk g�ra en lista p� alla som �r aktiva s�dana..

Kunde vara roligt tyckte jag, jag hadde tr�kigt n�r jag skrev detta �nd�.. happy

Lista:

Braindead
Parasola

Braindead · Posted: 10 Dec 2008 04:55 pm Post subject:

OK, heres a rough translation for everyone that is curious;

"Hello all swedes and/or everyone who can speak, or at least write swedish
I had in mind making a list of all active such..

Could be funny I thought, I was bored when i wrote this anyway.. happy

"

Edit: I can do translation if anybody is woundering what some swedish word or phrase means, or what some english word or phrase is in swedish, just post..

Enjoy

Parasola · Posted: 12 Dec 2008 12:30 am Post subject:

hej!
Hur �r det?

Braindead · Posted: 12 Dec 2008 12:32 pm Post subject:

Braindead · Posted: 25 Dec 2008 08:18 pm Post subject:

So, something funny then, if your thinking of going to sweden, heres some ursual standard phrases, and some not very standard, but funny to know anyway..

Wanna learn some swedish? = vill du l�ra dig lite svenska?
Merry christmas and happy new year = god jul och gott nytt �t
I like you = jag gillar dig
Can you direct me to the railway station? = kan du visa v�gen till j�rnv�gs stationen?
I am no longer infested = jag �r inte l�ngre infekterad
Is this your best weed? = �r det h�r ditt b�sta gr�s?
How much? = Hur mycket?
Wanna come back to my place and have some fun? = vill du h�nga med till mitt st�lle och ha lite kul?
I am very very sober, and very very bored = jag �r v�ldigt v�ldigt nykter, och v�ldigt v�ldigt uttr�kad
I love D3jsp = Jag �lskar d3jsp
This is lame = det h�r �r lamt
Im wathching TV = Jag tittar p� TV
Slippery when wet = Hal vid v�ta
I am bored = Jag �r uttr�kad
I hate forum bots = Jag hatar forum bottar
Stop spam same things, noobs = Sluta spamma samma saker, noobs
Merry christmas, I think I got it = God jul, Jag tror jag fatta
Spam something usefull ffs = Spamma n�t anv�ndbard ffs
Im not mad = Jag �r inte galen
I hate flood controll = Jag hatar flod kontrollen
Im not wierd, Im gifted = Jag �r inte konstig, jag �r beg�vad
I ate a sandwich for breakfast idag = Jag �t en macka till fruckost idag
I have not imagenation whatsoever = jag har ingen som hels fantasi �ver huvutaget
It's sad some peoples cant spam somethin important = Det �r sorgligt folk inte kan spamma n�tt viktigt
You know.. = Du vet..
I met god on the buss once = Jag tr�ffade gud p� bussen en g�ng
So shut up then = S� h�ll k�ften d�
Spam you own thread hobo = Spamma din egna tr�d uteliggare
Get bent = Stick och brinn
Either get lost, start your own thread, or keep it to yourself = antingen f�rsvinn, starta din egna tr�d, eller h�ll det f�r dig sj�lv
But if you have any question on a phrase or word, post here = Men om du har n�n fr�ga om n�n fras eller n�tt ord, posta h�r
Now I lost myself, damn = Nu tappa jag bort mig sj�lv, fan ox�
Are you on dope? = G�r du p� knark?
Meh = Meh
I have a starcraft account = Jag hat ett starcraft account
Happy easter = Glas p�sk
Is this all your marijuana? = �r det h�r all din marijuana?
Good stuff = Bra grejer
Is this really the best hookers in town? = �r det h�r verkligen de b�sta hororna i stan?
I need a smoke = Jag beh�ver en cigg
One message every 45 second is kinda slow = Ett medelande varje 45:e sekund �r ganska l�ngsamt
Is there anybody here that plays runescape? = �r det n�n h�r som spelar runescape?
I kick your ass = Jag kl�r dig
Screw all autobots = �t helvete med alla autobottar
Blahblahblah, shut up = Blablabla, h�ll k�ft
Im happy and your fat = Jag �r glad och du �r fet
Im out of rehab and out of my mind = jag �r ute fr�n rehab och brotom all sans
Im swedish, and proud = Jag �r svensk, och st�lt
Wanna know a secret? = Vil du veta en hemlighet?
I'll tell you only if you promise not to tell anyone else = jag ska ber�tta f�r dig bara om du lovar att inte ber�tta f�r n�n annan
Im from sweden = Jag �r fr�n sverige
You dad is a jerk = Din pappa �r en t�nt
And your mom is a whore = Och din morsa �r en hora
Sorry, Im just joking = F�rl�t, jag skoja bara
I acctuarly like you = Jag gillar faktist dig
Whats that thing in the celing? = Vad �r den d�r saken i taket?
Can I have my ticket now? = Kan jag f� min biljett nu?
Whats that thing playing on the tape recorder? = Vad �r det f�r n�tt som spelar p� kassetspelaren?
A tape = Ett kasset
Whatch out, the russians are comming = Akta er, ryssarna kommer
They've got nukes = De har k�rnvapen
God bless america? = Gud v�lsigne amerika?
Heh = heh
I had a dream once = Jag hade en dr�m en g�ng
I ate this huge, gaint mahrsmallow = Jag �t den h�r stora, gigantiska mahrsmellowen
And I felt so sick = Jag m�dde s� illa
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone = Och n�r jag vakna, var min kudde borta
Have you seen it? = Har du sett den?
If so, Please drop me a pm = Om s�, sn�lla skicka mig ett pm
Im young and hot = Jag �r ung och het
Im the only one weiving this thread? = �r jag den enda som kollar p� den h�r tr�den?
Want me to read a bed time story? = Vill du jag ska l�sa go'natt saga f�r dig?**66** is a racial slur, wich is not permitted on this site, ask Matt = **66** �r ett rasistiskt slang, som inte �r till�tet p� den h�r sidan, fr�ga Matt
Social security is like a garden shed = Social s�kerhet �r som ett tr�dg�rds skjul
If you try to eat it, it will stick in you throat = Om du f�rs�ker �ta den, s� fasnar den i halsen
So, to the final question, are you nut? = S�, till den slutgiltiga fr�gan, �r du kn�pp?Whats in that bag? = Vad �r det i den d�r p�sen?
I rule = Jag �ger
It's a lethal dose of ilegal drugs = Det �r en d�dlig dos olagliga dr�ger
I still rule = Jag �ger fortfarande
Not you big foot = Inte du stor fot
I won a bet once = Jag van ett vad en g�ng
I have no idea whatsoever what im doing = Jah har ingen som helst aning om vad jag h�ller p� med
Are you threatening me? = Hotar du mig?
I've got a *drumroll* chainsaw = Jag har en *trummvrivel* motors�g
I've been spamming for some hours now = Jag har spammant i n�gra timmar nu
At least im spamming something uselfull = Jag spammar i alla fall n�got vettigt
Im really out of idead on what to write here = Jag har verkligen slut p� ideer p� vad som kan skrivas h�r
Im bored = Jag �r uttr�kad
Yawn = G�sp

If this post is too long, I can spit it..

Timothy_N · Posted: 19 Jun 2009 10:42 am Post subject:

Jag �r svensk smile

Demonheart1 · Posted: 29 Aug 2009 12:21 am Post subject:

I don't speak swedish, sorry tongue

Elven93 · Posted: 29 Aug 2009 12:25 am Post subject:

HI ALL

Leimone · Posted: 07 Sep 2009 03:44 pm Post subject:

svensk!

Braindead · Posted: 14 Sep 2009 03:41 pm Post subject:

Hmm, trodde den h�r tr�den dog lol, har inte kolla p� evigheter.

Marcusd0 · Posted: 13 Dec 2009 01:06 pm Post subject:

Svensk h�r.

Horst666 · Posted: 18 Dec 2009 11:00 am Post subject:

cagiva · Posted: 18 Dec 2009 08:29 pm Post subject:

Own3r · Posted: 10 Feb 2010 04:14 pm Post subject:

I would like to ask why sometimes people say to me "hej" and sometimes "hejsan" is there any difference?

Timothy_N · Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:15 pm Post subject:

Marcusd0 · Posted: 16 May 2010 12:23 pm Post subject:

Marcusd0 · Posted: 10 Sep 2010 05:17 am Post subject:

Epic thread is epic.

Timothy_N · Posted: 25 Sep 2010 04:55 am Post subject:

exquisite · Posted: 30 Sep 2010 03:39 pm Post subject:

Timothy_N · Posted: 02 Oct 2010 06:08 am Post subject:

Visst, jag skriver gärna här.