Joke #1

[Tyrael]

Warning - uses the F-bomb

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above. It says: "Saul, sell your business."

He ignores it. The voice goes on for days: "Saul, sell your business for $3 million."

After weeks of this, he finally relents and sells his store.

The voice says, "Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. It says: "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys and goes to a casino.

The booming voice says, "Saul, go to the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand." Saul hesitates, but knows he must. He's dealt an eighteen. The dealer has a six showing.

"Saul, take a card."

"What? The dealer has a six-"

"The a card!" the voice booms. Saul tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.

"Saul, take another card."

"What?"

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"

Saul asks for another card. It's another ace. He has twenty.

"Saul, take another card," the voice commands.

"But I have twenty!" Saul shouts.

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice.

"Hit me," Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty-one.

The booming voice: "Un-fucking-believable!"

[HotZhot]

LMFAO,ROFL,LOL this is the kind of things we need

edit: yeah keep saying jokes,your jokes are awesome bro,nice sence of humor

[3D]

i voted no but i realy meant yes

[xZora]

Hahahahahahaha awesome

[Dirty-Tib04]

haha

[PayPal]

rofl

[Roxycontin]

Funny stuff man! lol glad i found these forums

[pow3er]

xd funny

[Behe]

No.

[Nygune]

Not bad

[ThanKs.]

wow... thats wats up i gotta remember that one next time im drunk aroumd my buddys