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Post#1 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 12:15 am    Post subject: My conversation with a sex bot Reply with quote

This bot from a porn site apparently, anyway, read.




Casey says (11:58 PM):
hello, you added me earlier, how do I know you?

Cira says (11:58 PM):
hey, hows it going?

Casey says (11:59 PM):
Where do I know you from
'/

[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
i'm 20/f your a male right?

Casey says (11:59 PM):
I am a transvestite experiment from NASA

[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Casey says (12:00 AM):
MSN is a program downloadable from the internet, no site you messaged me from.

[email protected] says (12:00 AM):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?

Casey says (12:01 AM):
How do I cam, cam is not a verb.

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Casey says (12:01 AM):
You still have not answered my question, is it because I forgot the question mark?
'?'

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Casey says (12:04 AM):
Do you mean 'Do you want to see me sitting on my camera?' or do you mean, 'Do you want to see myself recorded on my cam?'?

[email protected] says (12:05 AM):
Ok go to and click join free on the top of the page baby

Casey says (12:05 AM):
Why are you calling me a baby? I don't like to be insulted.

[email protected] says (12:05 AM):
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Casey says (12:06 AM):
Wtf I am a minor do you want me to call the cops for sexual harassment?

[email protected] says (12:06 AM):
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe but you wont be charged its free.

Casey says (12:06 AM):
I AM A MINOR

[email protected] says (12:06 AM):
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...

Casey says (12:07 AM):
WEAR OFF-WHITE

[email protected] says (12:07 AM):
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

Casey says (12:09 AM):
Hang yourself.

[email protected] says (12:09 AM):
u have to enter a credit card so they can tell your of age, read the page, they aren't gonna charge u anything i promise, thats the only way to see me sweety

Casey says (12:10 AM):
Honey I have your address, I'll come hang you myself.

[email protected] says (12:10 AM):
if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )

Casey says (12:10 AM):
I am 17, do you want me to steal a credit card?

[email protected] says (12:11 AM):
ok the site is tell me what u think, im puttin up some new pics right now!

Casey says (12:11 AM):
And lie about my age?
WHY?

Casey says (12:12 AM):
GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

You have just sent a nudge.


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Post#2 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 02:32 am    Post subject: Re: My conversation with a sex bot Reply with quote

Tyrael wrote:
This bot from a porn site apparently, anyway, read.




Casey says (11:58 PM):
hello, you added me earlier, how do I know you?

Cira says (11:58 PM):
hey, hows it going?

Casey says (11:59 PM):
Where do I know you from
'/

[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
i'm 20/f your a male right?

Casey says (11:59 PM):
I am a transvestite experiment from NASA

[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Casey says (12:00 AM):
MSN is a program downloadable from the internet, no site you messaged me from.

[email protected] says (12:00 AM):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?

Casey says (12:01 AM):
How do I cam, cam is not a verb.

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Casey says (12:01 AM):
You still have not answered my question, is it because I forgot the question mark?
'?'

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Casey says (12:04 AM):
Do you mean 'Do you want to see me sitting on my camera?' or do you mean, 'Do you want to see myself recorded on my cam?'?

[email protected] says (12:05 AM):
Ok go to and click join free on the top of the page baby

Casey says (12:05 AM):
Why are you calling me a baby? I don't like to be insulted.

[email protected] says (12:05 AM):
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Casey says (12:06 AM):
Wtf I am a minor do you want me to call the cops for sexual harassment?

[email protected] says (12:06 AM):
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe but you wont be charged its free.

Casey says (12:06 AM):
I AM A MINOR

[email protected] says (12:06 AM):
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...

Casey says (12:07 AM):
WEAR OFF-WHITE

[email protected] says (12:07 AM):
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

Casey says (12:09 AM):
Hang yourself.

[email protected] says (12:09 AM):
u have to enter a credit card so they can tell your of age, read the page, they aren't gonna charge u anything i promise, thats the only way to see me sweety

Casey says (12:10 AM):
Honey I have your address, I'll come hang you myself.

[email protected] says (12:10 AM):
if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )

Casey says (12:10 AM):
I am 17, do you want me to steal a credit card?

[email protected] says (12:11 AM):
ok the site is tell me what u think, im puttin up some new pics right now!

Casey says (12:11 AM):
And lie about my age?
WHY?

Casey says (12:12 AM):
GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

You have just sent a nudge.


slight waste of time but, time is something expendable so...

It was funny tho, i always enjoy fucking with advertisement bots. although not to often i catch a porn bot, normally just a "You can get this great busines oportunity if you just send me $$$ and ill send you a pamphlet " i try to sell them my kickass money making package XD


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Post#3 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 03:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL briggrin

I was victim of same bot.

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Post#4 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 09:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO

i recieve 2 or 3 friend requests from sex bots every time i sing in to msn

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Post#5 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vitan, Luis, tram is selling our e-mails.
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Post#6 Posted: 11 Apr 2010 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didnt get any sex request by a bot T.T ...
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Post#7 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 07:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Hierofantus"]I didnt get any sex request by a bot T.T ...[/quote


cuz your not sexy enough derisive

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Post#8 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 09:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blueballs wrote:

cuz your not sexy enough derisive


It's not my fault and also how the fuck do they know that i'm ugly lol??
Hidden camera or wtf?
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Post#9 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my sex bot never talk with me like that @.@
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Post#10 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 04:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol'd
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Post#11 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 05:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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my sex bot never talk with me like that @.@


The .cfg file is fucked up briggrin
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Post#12 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 05:03 pm    Post subject: Re: My conversation with a sex bot Reply with quote

Tyrael wrote:

[email protected] says (12:00 AM):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?

Casey says (12:01 AM):
How do I cam, cam is not a verb.

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Casey says (12:01 AM):
You still have not answered my question, is it because I forgot the question mark?
'?'

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?


I like how it actually answered me.

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Post#13 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 05:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tyrael wrote:

[email protected] says (12:00 AM):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?

Casey says (12:01 AM):
How do I cam, cam is not a verb.

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Casey says (12:01 AM):
You still have not answered my question, is it because I forgot the question mark?
'?'

[email protected] says (12:01 AM):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?


I like how it actually answered me.
Get yourself a girlfriend Tyrael and do it fast else the internet is going to take her place xddddddd
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Post#14 Posted: 12 Apr 2010 07:51 pm    Post subject: Re: My conversation with a sex bot Reply with quote

Tyrael wrote:
[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
i'm 20/f your a male right?

Casey says (11:59 PM):
I am a transvestite experiment from NASA

[email protected] says (11:59 PM):
nice, I...


this part had me laughing all day.

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Post#15 Posted: 13 Apr 2010 07:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#16 Posted: 13 Apr 2010 07:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohmyg0t wrote:
dumb
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Post#17 Posted: 13 Apr 2010 09:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you posted a poorn site in here?.......
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Post#18 Posted: 13 Apr 2010 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao today i log in and same sex bot starttst talking to me haahahahahahaha
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Post#19 Posted: 13 Apr 2010 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clean1 wrote:
you posted a poorn site in here?.......

You are mistaken.

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Tyrael wrote:
Clean1 wrote:
you posted a poorn site in here?.......

You are mistaken.

Na you just removed it

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