aug. friday the 13th

[bongogocrazy]

sucks ass. aug 13th was a friday and that was the last time i got laid. week later broke up with my ex. im going out of state next month. I really hope i find a nice fuck over there. if not I am going to miami in May. So if nothing next month, or fuck it. why not fuck a hottie anywhere I go.

lets see what you guy's best pick up lines are.

ill start

Hi, My name is Mike. Wanna fuck?

it has worked once

[PiNk]

"Hi, I'm Mike. I just recently broke up with my girlfriend and am looking for a rebound."

I think that one will kill.

[bongogocrazy]

i think

wanna fuck? is better.

wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?

[bongogocrazy]

Link

[Vassago]

[ShUgaSHaNe]

if you were a hamburger @ mcdonald's

youd be mcgorgeous

[HotZhot]

my birthday is on august 13, you bitch

[bongogocrazy]

hey hotzhot i missed you. where you been? <3