how do you start your day

[Cinemax]

[ShUgaSHaNe]

[PiNk]

[Cinemax]

[PiNk]

Lool. I wouldn't know bout that.

[Vassago]

[the_pillo]

1. sit up
2. move my right leg to the edge of whatever i decided to sleep on last night.
3. put both legs firmly on the ground.
4. (depending on where i slept) kiss my girl
5. grab a smoke
6. light the smoke
7. inhale the smoke
8. <see>
9. pack a bong or bowl with whatever i find in my pocket or on the stand closest to wear i fell asleep at
10. light it
11. smoke it
12. repeat 9-12 until happy
13. stare at the alarm clock
14. wonder why i even have an alarm clock, its been 3 weeks since i set the damn thing
15. pick up the alarm clock and read if its made in china
16. depending on the answer.... toss it into the garbage can
16.5. write a note to grab a new alarm clock sometime.. an american or canadian one....
17. grab a towel and a pair of boxers and mosey towards the shower
18. light another smoke and turn on the water
19. strip
20. admire myself in the mirror
21. turn on the mp3 player attached to the speakers in the bathroom (brilliant btw)
22. grab my razor out of the drawer and throw it and my tooth brush into the shower
23. hop into the water and sigh
24. take a drag off my smoke
25. shampoo my hair
26. shampoo my hair again
27. put conditioner in my hair
28. wash my body
29. clean up any stray hairs on muh body
30. rinse out the razor and shave muh face
31. rinse out conditioner
32. add in more conditioner
33. brush my teeth
33.5. rinse conditioner
34. turn off the water
35. dry my body and hair
36. toss towel on the floor and step onto it
37. grab another towel and wrap my hair in it
38. look at myself naked again. wink and make a gun finger gesture at the mirror and click my tongue as i "pull the trigger"
39. put on boxers
40. put on pants
41. put on deodorant
42. put on shirt
43. brush my hair
44. trim my sideburns
45. mist myself with axe
46. put on my glasses and walk out of the bathroom
47. walk over to the bed, give muh girl a kiss
48. grab my laptop and put it in the laptop bag and put that in my portfolio bag
49. walk to kitched
50. crack eggs
51. scramble eggs and cook with cilantro, parsley, basil, fresh bacon from the local butcher and frozen potatoes
52. pour a couple glasses of orange juice
53. take breakfast in to the bedroom and eat
54. (depending on where i woke up at, and the "mood) ... release
55. break into muh good bud and roll 3 joints and pack a bong(never waste good bud on the very first morning smoke, showers kill the buzz a little bit
56. smoke the bong
57. smoke a cigarette
58. put the joints in my bag
59. (depending on where i woke up at) wake up muh girl and make sure she is good to go for the day
60. give her a kiss
61. <repeat>
62. walk out the door
63. walk down the stairs
64. walk over to the jeep
65. open and start the jeep
66. stretch and throw my bag in the back
67. hop in and drive to sheetz
68. grab a mean bean monster java
69. make some phone calls
70. start my day




please note, this is my normal schedule minus the alarm clock, my shedule has been altered drastically since i broke my foot. basically the new schedule is sleep, smoke, release, eat, smoke, hang with friends, release, sleep

[Cinemax]

lol,. after all that I'd go back to bed for sure.

It's hard enough just to find 2 matching socks that are clean LOL.

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