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 #1 Posted: 06 Jun 2008 12:51 pm Post subject: Wife |
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A man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the t.v., and says to his wife, "quick, bring me a beer before it starts" She's puzzled but goes and gets him a beer anyways. The guy quickly downs the beer and says, "quick bring me another cold one. It's about to start". His wife huffs a little but still gets him another beer. "one more before it it start!" the husband yells out after finishing off the second can. "thats it!" the wife screams. "i cook and clean and wash and iron all day long. Then you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, and expect me to run around like your slave! If you think thats how it works, youve got another thing coming!""Damn", mutters the husband. It started."
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| #2 Posted: 06 Jun 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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huh?
is that suppose to be somethin funny?
i can't find the punch line lol!!!
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| #4 Posted: 06 Jun 2008 06:40 pm Post subject: |
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he, this aint funny, this is life 
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| #5 Posted: 07 Jun 2008 09:40 pm Post subject: |
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lol good one slimz.. reminds me of my married days.. 
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| #6 Posted: 08 Jun 2008 10:41 am Post subject: |
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| haha. Why doesnt he just not ask her to get him a beer? Then it never would have started, lol. |
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| #7 Posted: 08 Jun 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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this is sad... but perhaps he's wanting the "makeup sex" afterwards?
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| #8 Posted: 08 Jun 2008 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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haha, I like pretty much all jokes  Keep 'em coming!
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