#1Posted: 30 Nov 2010 06:27 pm Post subject: Lil' Johnny
Lil' Johnny is pulling his red wagon around, and it got stuck! So he is sittin there trying to pull it and he is just swearing left and right. Then the priest of the church comes around...
Priest: Lil' Johnny it's not nice to swear like that, God will hear you!
Lil' Johnny: How?
Priest: Well, God is everywhere Lil' Johnny.
Lil' Johnny: Is he in that tree right over there?
Priest: Yep!
Lil' Johnny: Is he in the corner store over there?
Priest: Sure is.
Lil' Johnny: Is he in my wagon?
Priest: You bet!
Lil' Johnny: Well then tell him to get the fuck out and push!
Post your Lil' Johnny jokes!
Last edited by Bic on 30 Nov 2010 06:27 pm; edited 2 times in total _________________ This user's signature has been disabled
Little Johnny's father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, "Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby."
The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, "Bow your head, Dad. Can't you see we're having a funeral?" _________________ This user's signature has been disabled
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