Guide on how to survive battlefield

[Law]

Welcome fellow traveler, as you are most likely looking for loot and food since your ship crashed on this planet of forsaken and forgotten battlefield, you will need many tips and tricks to survive this jungle of chaos.

Tip # 1:
- Try to find fellow wigger's and chimp's, group up clime up a banana tree, and act like you where there the whole time. When a new traveler comes along , call him a:
- rando
- noob
- faggot
- shit producting power plant

If this tactic fails, and the traveler seems to verbal you you can always resort to rehabilitation, there are number of ways you can do this:
- Call your fellow wigger or chimp and tell him to support you
- Make up theory's and statements with no backup
- Try step 1 again

If all else fails, you can always use your fellow Makaka wigger to spam up the place, and quietly leave the banana tree while your fellow wigger throws banana's all over the place distracting the traveler.

This thread, shall be updated as my research of this grand canyon continues.

[Tyrael]

OP is a faggot for making survival thread.

[Vassago]

[HotZhot]