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im alergic to warming personal lubricants and massage oils... got a belated christmas present when mi amiga came over to watch avatar the last air bender...
my dick now feels like it is literally on fire.. i am almost in tears lmao.
anyone know how to make it go away quicker? i tried soap and water to get the stuff off, i tried dumping milk on my cock, i tried cold water, i tried snow (made it shrink but still burns), i was || that close to trying to stick my dick in a loaf of bread. she is like bursting out laughing this whole time, at first she was worried but as time goes on she is laughing harder and harder. i have to go to my gmas at 6 this morning to start working on her van.. i cant walk in front of her with my dick on fire.
so... serious help is appreciate. we both tried google and didnt find anything useful. so between here and my yearbook hopefully we can find a solution.
LMFAO she wanted me to include that it looks like a stick of pepperoni........ a really small stick 
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| #2 Posted: 26 Dec 2010 06:01 am Post subject: |
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u got crabs hommie
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| #3 Posted: 26 Dec 2010 06:03 am Post subject: |
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Another essay how nice
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| #4 Posted: 26 Dec 2010 06:04 am Post subject: |
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| dr dre can help u out son |
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Well for starters you could try not putting it on before the condom dumb ass. If you worried about her pleasure rather than your own you wouldn't be having this problem right now.
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| Vassago wrote: | | Well for starters you could try not putting it on before the condom dumb ass. If you worried about her pleasure rather than your own you wouldn't be having this problem right now. |
why the hell would i put a condom on for a handjob lmao. i said friend, not girlfriend lol.
called mi gma and told her i had food poisoning and that i would be over later XD
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| the_pillo wrote: | | why the hell would i put a condom on for a handjob lmao. i said friend, not girlfriend lol. |
Well that would have been some useful information to have that wasn't included...
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| Vassago wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | why the hell would i put a condom on for a handjob lmao. i said friend, not girlfriend lol. |
Well that would have been some useful information to have that wasn't included... |
true that was my bad...
so any actual advice on the subject? like anyone know how to fix this? it has subsided a little bit but there is still alot of heat down there
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| the_pillo wrote: | true that was my bad...
so any actual advice on the subject? like anyone know how to fix this? it has subsided a little bit but there is still alot of heat down there |
Other than washing the affected area well there's not much you can do by yourself regarding an allergic reaction.
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| #10 Posted: 26 Dec 2010 07:28 am Post subject: |
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| Vassago wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | true that was my bad...
so any actual advice on the subject? like anyone know how to fix this? it has subsided a little bit but there is still alot of heat down there |
Other than washing the affected area well there's not much you can do by yourself regarding an allergic reaction.
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so basically i just have to wait it out.... great lol
im now throwing out all the warming massage oils XD.
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how was your christmas nick? get lots of good presents?
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| #11 Posted: 26 Dec 2010 09:00 am Post subject: |
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| Vassago wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | true that was my bad...
so any actual advice on the subject? like anyone know how to fix this? it has subsided a little bit but there is still alot of heat down there |
Other than washing the affected area well there's not much you can do by yourself regarding an allergic reaction.
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