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Post#1 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 12:55 pm    Post subject: My pleasant valentine surprise Reply with quote

So I saw a couple weeks ago my gf was looking at books for me (I gave her a list of ones I was interested in). However on that list I saw a book named "you know you're an alcoholic when..." and I thought she was going to nicely tell me to cut back on the drinking. I don't drink toooo much, a glass or two of whiskey a day maybe and the odd fun weekend.

But anyway, one of the many very pleasant surprises this valentines was that I not only don't have to worry about an annoying nagging gf, but I have one that supports potentially harmful habits :]

not a big deal to most, but this is a fucking good thing. Long live drunk nights and knowing I don't have to worry about a nagging gf

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Post#2 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So she gave you vodka? Why didn't she give you a non-communist beverage? Aren't you an American? Jesus, you're a disgrace!
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Post#3 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So she gave you vodka? Why didn't she give you a non-communist beverage? Aren't you an American? Jesus, you're a disgrace!


Whiskey is by far my favorite, but I already have jack, jim bean, some bourbon, and plenty of captain at home lol.

vodka is easily my n2
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Post#4 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



this = >

Need to try this:


But always sold out when I try. :[

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Post#5 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this was whipped cream that tasted like vodka when i first saw it, but it's only vodka that tastes like whipped cream which doesn't sound anything spectacular at all. vodka flavored whipped cream sounds freaking bad ass though, do they make that? if they don't, they should.
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Post#6 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I thought this was whipped cream that tasted like vodka when i first saw it, but it's only vodka that tastes like whipped cream which doesn't sound anything spectacular at all. vodka flavored whipped cream sounds freaking bad ass though, do they make that? if they don't, they should.


It tastes EXACTLY like whipped cream. O_O
I drank a half a bottle of that shit one night.
And the shit is still 70 proof. Dane-ger-us.

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Post#7 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 01:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Basi wrote:
I thought this was whipped cream that tasted like vodka when i first saw it, but it's only vodka that tastes like whipped cream which doesn't sound anything spectacular at all. vodka flavored whipped cream sounds freaking bad ass though, do they make that? if they don't, they should.


It tastes EXACTLY like whipped cream. O_O
I drank a half a bottle of that shit one night.
And the shit is still 70 proof. Dane-ger-us.


hmm, i wanna try it definitely, but i still think whipped cream that tastes like vodka would be cool as shit. i'd put that on all my desserts
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Post#8 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 02:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fv/alcohol-infused-whipped-cream
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Post#9 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 02:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fv/alcohol-infused-whipped-cream


now that looks fucking good. ive never seen that anywhere though sad
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Post#10 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 02:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://givemecream.com/whipped/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=14
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http://givemecream.com/whipped/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=14


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Post#12 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 04:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. I tried to order some of the chocolate whipped cream.. but they wont deliver to PA. :[

I sad.

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Post#13 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 05:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bunch of noobs. can tell all of you are noobs to drinking. whiskey is nice. i used to like it but now i like to stand my ground.

lets start with basi - capt is rum not whiskey.
nyuu - 70 proof isn't crap. capt is 70 proof. 70 proof is 35%. I drink half a bottle of captains when its just me and my gf watching tv and playing wii.
at parties ill finish the bottle of captain. if iso proof ill take a pic when i get home of my bottle of capt. im not talking about little bitch bottle, im talking about the big boy.

jager - german drink, me. is also 35%. idk why but jager messes me up good everytime. I had a 375ml bottle to myself on my b-day. but the capt bottle i buy and drink it the 1.75L bottle.

http://www.crownwineandspirits.com/showproduct.aspx?ProductID=1780&SEName=captain-morgan-rum&vid=2070

i did also buy this bottle of cazadores for my gf. she loves the shit. im gonna make margaritas out of it here soon so i can drink it with her. tequila is for women mainly. but in a margarita is ok.

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=13454



when i drink jager i love to make it into a jager bomb and mix with monster.
when i drink capt i love to put it with coke. but i do take straight shots sometimes, not often.
when i drink tequila then i am going to fuck my night up


but i also love AMF, capt n coke, crown n coke, jager bomb, long island, and a few others. my gf also likes those along with straight shots of good tequila like parton or cazadores. but also sex on the beach, malibu n pineapple, also a really nice drink is the otter pop and wet pussy and slippery nipple.

we had one of the bartenders from our bar come over to our place for a party once. i also have pics on FB for proof, sadly. haha. Basi has seen them.

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Post#14 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 05:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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bunch of noobs. can tell all of you are noobs to drinking. whiskey is nice. i used to like it but now i like to stand my ground.

lets start with basi - capt is rum not whiskey.
nyuu - 70 proof isn't crap. capt is 70 proof. 70 proof is 35%. I drink half a bottle of captains when its just me and my gf watching tv and playing wii.
at parties ill finish the bottle of captain. if iso proof ill take a pic when i get home of my bottle of capt. im not talking about little bitch bottle, im talking about the big boy.

jager - german drink, me. is also 35%. idk why but jager messes me up good everytime. I had a 375ml bottle to myself on my b-day. but the capt bottle i buy and drink it the 1.75L bottle.

http://www.crownwineandspirits.com/showproduct.aspx?ProductID=1780&SEName=captain-morgan-rum&vid=2070

i did also buy this bottle of cazadores for my gf. she loves the shit. im gonna make margaritas out of it here soon so i can drink it with her. tequila is for women mainly. but in a margarita is ok.

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=13454



when i drink jager i love to make it into a jager bomb and mix with monster.
when i drink capt i love to put it with coke. but i do take straight shots sometimes, not often.
when i drink tequila then i am going to fuck my night up


but i also love AMF, capt n coke, crown n coke, jager bomb, long island, and a few others. my gf also likes those along with straight shots of good tequila like parton or cazadores. but also sex on the beach, malibu n pineapple, also a really nice drink is the otter pop and wet pussy and slippery nipple.

we had one of the bartenders from our bar come over to our place for a party once. i also have pics on FB for proof, sadly. haha. Basi has seen them.



when did i say cap'n is whiskey lol, i said i have a bunch of whiskeys and also captain

and the rest of your post is just common knowledge dear, i wasted a minute reading your post expecting to learn something x_X
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Post#15 Posted: 15 Feb 2011 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't recall saying 70proof was crap. ?_?
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Post#17 Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah would of been better if it was 190 proof everclear or maybe some Rumplemintz heh jagerbombs are alright but pretty weak
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Post#18 Posted: 16 Feb 2011 08:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basi wrote:
nyuu wrote:
http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fv/alcohol-infused-whipped-cream


now that looks fucking good. ive never seen that anywhere though sad

1 get cream
2 get vodka
3 mix those up
4 whip that shit up
5 ???????????
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bunch of noobs. can tell all of you are noobs to drinking. whiskey is nice. i used to like it but now i like to stand my ground.

lets start with basi - capt is rum not whiskey.
nyuu - 70 proof isn't crap. capt is 70 proof. 70 proof is 35%. I drink half a bottle of captains when its just me and my gf watching tv and playing wii.
at parties ill finish the bottle of captain. if iso proof ill take a pic when i get home of my bottle of capt. im not talking about little bitch bottle, im talking about the big boy.

jager - german drink, me. is also 35%. idk why but jager messes me up good everytime. I had a 375ml bottle to myself on my b-day. but the capt bottle i buy and drink it the 1.75L bottle.

http://www.crownwineandspirits.com/showproduct.aspx?ProductID=1780&SEName=captain-morgan-rum&vid=2070

i did also buy this bottle of cazadores for my gf. she loves the shit. im gonna make margaritas out of it here soon so i can drink it with her. tequila is for women mainly. but in a margarita is ok.

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=13454



when i drink jager i love to make it into a jager bomb and mix with monster.
when i drink capt i love to put it with coke. but i do take straight shots sometimes, not often.
when i drink tequila then i am going to fuck my night up


but i also love AMF, capt n coke, crown n coke, jager bomb, long island, and a few others. my gf also likes those along with straight shots of good tequila like parton or cazadores. but also sex on the beach, malibu n pineapple, also a really nice drink is the otter pop and wet pussy and slippery nipple.

we had one of the bartenders from our bar come over to our place for a party once. i also have pics on FB for proof, sadly. haha. Basi has seen them.



so your telling us your a raging alcoholic that drinks a bottle of liquor sitting at home watching tv?

good for you, care to tell us that you cut yourself too?

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Post#20 Posted: 16 Feb 2011 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giantbob wrote:
Basi wrote:
nyuu wrote:
http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/fv/alcohol-infused-whipped-cream


now that looks fucking good. ive never seen that anywhere though sad

1 get cream
2 get vodka
3 mix those up
4 whip that shit up
5 ???????????
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lolz
try to mix vodka and whipped cream and tell me how that works for you ;d
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