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#1 Posted: 12 Mar 2011 08:20 pm Post subject: What would you do/ How would you survive? |
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What would you do or how would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
I would find a few of my friends (5-10) so i have some company and so we can repopulate the human race. We would stock up on food and ammo and weapons and gas for generators. We good go up to my grandparents cabin secure a perimeter (1 acre) with 10 feet high, 2 feet thick stone walls with barbwire at the top then we would grow some food and hunt any animals that came close to the compound. Also there would be 3 cars beefed up with armor siding just in case we had to make an escape.
Last edited by PMWbacardi on 13 Mar 2011 02:18 pm; edited 1 time in total _____________________ I don't ever want to feel like I did that day
But take me to the place I love
Take me all the way.
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the_pillo The Magnificent
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#2 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Dig a hole, buy a bicycle and a small turbine... take my lights down to the hole, grow my own food using the small turbine to power the lights. keep digging until i have an intricate castle of tunnels. raise random animals for food. and have a hole that is cemented all around to keep me a zombie friend.
you guys can go fight them if ya want, ill just ya know... survive _____________________
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#3 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 01:16 pm Post subject: |
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Depends, can you screw a zombie? _____________________
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#4 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Vassago wrote: | | Depends, can you screw a zombie? |
Yea if you want a zombie dick. _____________________ I don't ever want to feel like I did that day
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#5 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:26 pm Post subject: |
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i would start eating zombies _____________________
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#6 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:27 pm Post subject: |
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Id turn into a zombie 8) _____________________
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#7 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:33 pm Post subject: |
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| gather gf + family and go to parents. they have several pistols, rifles, and a shotgun...however it is in a very unfriendly environment. the house is huge and there are many many windows but i think we would have no chance but to try and hold out here because it has backup generators and a shitload of food. it also is a older house and the doors are extremely heavy and there are locks on pretty much every door, so you would have to break the door down to get into a locked room, which isn't at all easy. we would have to camp out in one of the guest rooms in the basement, one w/o windows, and be extremely quiet attempting to ride it out (w/ all our guns/food). |
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#8 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | gather gf + family and go to parents. they have several pistols, rifles, and a shotgun...however it is in a very unfriendly environment. the house is huge and there are many many windows but i think we would have no chance but to try and hold out here because it has backup generators and a shitload of food. it also is a older house and the doors are extremely heavy and there are locks on pretty much every door, so you would have to break the door down to get into a locked room, which isn't at all easy. we would have to camp out in one of the guest rooms in the basement, one w/o windows, and be extremely quiet attempting to ride it out (w/ all our guns/food). |
i feel like the guns part is useless.. ya you might kill as many as you have ammo for but you will run out, and the gunfire will attract more. all in all, a samurai sword is your best choice. left 4 dead has taught us that lmao _____________________
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#9 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:41 pm Post subject: |
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| imma go buy a silencer right now |
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#10 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:42 pm Post subject: |
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| plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
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#11 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
i like the way you think
i think honestly the best weapon in any sort of zombie situation, would be a covered vehicle (could be a bicycle powered vehicle) with blades on the sides. similiar to the roman chariots of old.
and besides, it would be cool as hell to drive through a crowd of zombies and look in your mirror and see them just like fall in two pieces lol _____________________
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#12 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Nah, wouldn't worry i got an Enigma. |
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#13 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:49 pm Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
i like the way you think
i think honestly the best weapon in any sort of zombie situation, would be a covered vehicle (could be a bicycle powered vehicle) with blades on the sides. similiar to the roman chariots of old.
and besides, it would be cool as hell to drive through a crowd of zombies and look in your mirror and see them just like fall in two pieces lol |
there would be an element in risk in that though, it would be very situation dependent. if you were in a room there is nothing that weapon could do. no doubt it would be the best form of transportation though.
honestly though, shitload of preserved food + 4ish guys each with a bow and arrow in a long hall way with lots of arrows and you could stick around for a long time i'd imagine. unless you met a zombie bird/dog/cheetah/dinosaur though |
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#14 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
i like the way you think
i think honestly the best weapon in any sort of zombie situation, would be a covered vehicle (could be a bicycle powered vehicle) with blades on the sides. similiar to the roman chariots of old.
and besides, it would be cool as hell to drive through a crowd of zombies and look in your mirror and see them just like fall in two pieces lol |
there would be an element in risk in that though, it would be very situation dependent. if you were in a room there is nothing that weapon could do. no doubt it would be the best form of transportation though.
honestly though, shitload of preserved food + 4ish guys each with a bow and arrow in a long hall way with lots of arrows and you could stick around for a long time i'd imagine. unless you met a zombie bird/dog/cheetah/dinosaur though |
i feel like if you were really in the situation, just going to the basement area of your domicile with a pickaxe and some shovels and just start tunneling would be the best way. move underground until the shit blows over. with the technology of hydroponic and aeroponic growing, food wouldnt be an issue as long as you were smart enough to grab an alternator off of a car before going down. hell grab like 6 and some batteries for a battery bank and get yourself a treadmill and a couple people. boom your set for as long as you need.
you should check out the tv series ... "the colony" i suggest season one over season two.. much more educational. certain bays of pirates has it for free .. granted their food ideas were awful but their other ideas were pretty good _____________________
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#15 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 03:52 pm Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
i like the way you think
i think honestly the best weapon in any sort of zombie situation, would be a covered vehicle (could be a bicycle powered vehicle) with blades on the sides. similiar to the roman chariots of old.
and besides, it would be cool as hell to drive through a crowd of zombies and look in your mirror and see them just like fall in two pieces lol |
there would be an element in risk in that though, it would be very situation dependent. if you were in a room there is nothing that weapon could do. no doubt it would be the best form of transportation though.
honestly though, shitload of preserved food + 4ish guys each with a bow and arrow in a long hall way with lots of arrows and you could stick around for a long time i'd imagine. unless you met a zombie bird/dog/cheetah/dinosaur though |
i feel like if you were really in the situation, just going to the basement area of your domicile with a pickaxe and some shovels and just start tunneling would be the best way. move underground until the shit blows over. with the technology of hydroponic and aeroponic growing, food wouldnt be an issue as long as you were smart enough to grab an alternator off of a car before going down. hell grab like 6 and some batteries for a battery bank and get yourself a treadmill and a couple people. boom your set for as long as you need.
you should check out the tv series ... "the colony" i suggest season one over season two.. much more educational. certain bays of pirates has it for free .. granted their food ideas were awful but their other ideas were pretty good |
is it a show of zombie aftermath lol? |
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#16 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 04:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | plus swords/melee is a risk. a drop of blood gets in your mouth or any crack in your skin you're fucked. bow and arrow would be pretty useful i'd imagine in an actual zombie scenario, plus you could keep getting the arrows back |
i like the way you think
i think honestly the best weapon in any sort of zombie situation, would be a covered vehicle (could be a bicycle powered vehicle) with blades on the sides. similiar to the roman chariots of old.
and besides, it would be cool as hell to drive through a crowd of zombies and look in your mirror and see them just like fall in two pieces lol |
there would be an element in risk in that though, it would be very situation dependent. if you were in a room there is nothing that weapon could do. no doubt it would be the best form of transportation though.
honestly though, shitload of preserved food + 4ish guys each with a bow and arrow in a long hall way with lots of arrows and you could stick around for a long time i'd imagine. unless you met a zombie bird/dog/cheetah/dinosaur though |
i feel like if you were really in the situation, just going to the basement area of your domicile with a pickaxe and some shovels and just start tunneling would be the best way. move underground until the shit blows over. with the technology of hydroponic and aeroponic growing, food wouldnt be an issue as long as you were smart enough to grab an alternator off of a car before going down. hell grab like 6 and some batteries for a battery bank and get yourself a treadmill and a couple people. boom your set for as long as you need.
you should check out the tv series ... "the colony" i suggest season one over season two.. much more educational. certain bays of pirates has it for free .. granted their food ideas were awful but their other ideas were pretty good |
is it a show of zombie aftermath lol? |
the first season is just an unnamed apocalyptic disaster. the second season is a virus outbreak. its worth watching atleast once _____________________
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#17 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 04:09 pm Post subject: |
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Would do everything you did except stock up on ammunition. Would make sure most of my friends were females nahm sayin? about half and half though.
6 girls 4 guys would do the trick |
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| uhkdemon wrote: | Would do everything you did except stock up on ammunition. Would make sure most of my friends were females nahm sayin? about half and half though.
6 girls 4 guys would do the trick |
or 10 girls, 2 dudes... (have a another dude just to help you out with the zombie killing while the girls make sammiches) _____________________
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#19 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 04:59 pm Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | uhkdemon wrote: | Would do everything you did except stock up on ammunition. Would make sure most of my friends were females nahm sayin? about half and half though.
6 girls 4 guys would do the trick |
or 10 girls, 2 dudes... (have a another dude just to help you out with the zombie killing while the girls make sammiches) |
Not that funny; girls don't really have steady fire (other than on video games..) |
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#20 Posted: 13 Mar 2011 05:06 pm Post subject: |
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There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the zombies, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time our differences will be forgotten. _____________________
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