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Post#1 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:50 pm    Post subject: True Story Reply with quote
“Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?" The woman said "NO".....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.....The End”
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Post#2 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
cool story brah
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Post#3 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
nyuu wrote:
cool story brah


i guess it's more funny if you know a guy who's been through a divorce
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Post#4 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I lul'd. And I thought it was a cool story. And you're my brah.
So I said, cool story brah.
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Post#5 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
nyuu wrote:
I lul'd. And I thought it was a cool story. And you're my brah.
So I said, cool story brah.


k sis when am i getting noods
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Post#6 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ask mommy
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Post#7 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 01:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
nyuu wrote:
ask mommy


already have plenty of her. trying to make a generational porno collage ya know
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Post#8 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 02:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Daddy too?
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Post#9 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 02:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Basi, this seems awfully familiar.
http://www.d3jsp.org/viewtopic.php?t=66211
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Post#10 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 02:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought the same thing.
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Post#11 Posted: 04 Apr 2011 04:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zubair wrote:
Basi, this seems awfully familiar.
http://www.d3jsp.org/viewtopic.php?t=66211


i posted it there first on then realized more people come here :x
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