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Post#1 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 07:26 am    Post subject: nyuu Reply with quote

i have yet to receive my sandwich!


sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sexist sandwich jokes and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya smile. still <3 ya lol


P.S. roast beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely smile

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Post#2 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roast beef with chipotle on wheat for me please (and all the goodies like spinach leaves, red onions, sprouts, pepperjack, tomato, lil pepper and salt)

shipping zipcode is 50311, I don't mind paying for the shipping cost
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Post#3 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wheat? Bunch of faggots...
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Post#4 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wheat? Bunch of faggots...


cry like a loose vagina because you like cracker bread please
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Post#5 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
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Post#6 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 09:53 am    Post subject: Re: nyuu Reply with quote

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i have yet to receive anal!


sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sex and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya smile. still <3 ya lol


P.S. your beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely smile


Fixed that for you.

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Post#7 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#8 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: nyuu Reply with quote

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i have yet to receive anal!


sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sex and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya smile. still <3 ya lol


P.S. your beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely smile


Fixed that for you.


That would be cool if i enjoyed anal at all XD. It's not my cup of tea. i even dumped a girl because she wanted it like every night... im like... whoa girl, i dont like shoving my dick into dirty places.

I mean seriously, am i the only one that fears having shit in my "pee hole"? ill stick to vagina.

besides, sandwich jokes are much more fun than sex jokes tongue. and they dont get me bitched at if my fiance checks my history lmao


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sorry, i like flavor instead of cardboard tongue

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Post#9 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe some people like the girl there with enough to get them past the fear of shit in the pee pee.
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Post#10 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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maybe some people like the girl there with enough to get them past the fear of shit in the pee pee.


all the power too them then smile they can have all the anal girls. there is only one time in my life i did anal and enjoyed it... DP. dildo and my cock. theres something about the pressure of the dildo pushing against your cock when your doing anal that just makes it worth the concept of getting shit in your pee hole.... ok im googling what the actual term for that is... i feel like a 2 year old calling it the pee hole

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Post#11 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

urethra... i knew that lmao
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Post#12 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 01:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's why you pee after sex.
Vag, oral, or butt sex.

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Post#13 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 01:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That's why you pee after sex.
Vag, oral, or butt sex.

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omg that after sex piss is damn near orgasmic in itself lol. there is a good chance i will be out your way whenever i go to the arctic monkeys concert.. if soo... im stopping in for a sandwich! lol

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Post#14 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fine by me. happy
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Post#15 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it better be an awesome sandwich!
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Post#16 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get compliments on how awesome they are. happy
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Post#17 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nyuu wrote:
I get compliments on how awesome they are. happy


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so how has nyuu been? i wants updates! i havent been to your facebook page in ages...in fact.. ima go creep on it now! MWAH HAHAHA

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you have officially been creeped... have to admit, i didnt read any of them. just liked a bunch to blow up your facebook and annoy the piss out of you smile
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Post#19 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee. Thanks for the 27 notifications.
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Post#20 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 02:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.

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unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs)
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