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Post#1 Posted: 08 Jul 2008 06:06 am    Post subject: man jokes Reply with quote

Why do women have yeast infections??

-so they kno what its like to live with an irritating cunt every once in awhile!!


Why do women fake orgasms??


-cause they think we care!!!


Why do women close they're eyes during sex??


-cause they dont wanna see us havin so much fun!!


Women have P.M.S.

You kno what men have??

-P.W.S. Puttin up wit Womens Shit!!
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Post#2 Posted: 15 Aug 2008 04:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wana know why women arnt perfect? When God made Adam he told him he was going to make him a partner in life, somone that would cook, clean, wash, and just do everything for you. Told Adam that he wouldnt even have to work for the rest of his life and that he was going to call it a women. Adam responds to God saying; That sounds kickass God but what will somthin like that cost me? God Responds; An arm and a leg... Adam responds again; Hmm that kinda sucks what can i get for a rib?

This my favorit man/women joke XD

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Post#3 Posted: 16 Aug 2008 01:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You wana know why women arnt perfect? When God made Adam he told him he was going to make him a partner in life, somone that would cook, clean, wash, and just do everything for you. Told Adam that he wouldnt even have to work for the rest of his life and that he was going to call it a women. Adam responds to God saying; That sounds kickass God but what will somthin like that cost me? God Responds; An arm and a leg... Adam responds again; Hmm that kinda sucks what can i get for a rib?

This my favorit man/women joke XD


Another funny one:

Womens rights.

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Post#4 Posted: 16 Aug 2008 02:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL i like the sign XD
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Post#5 Posted: 22 Aug 2008 07:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you guys saw those signatures why a woman was wrong?
the answer was because she's a woman lmao

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Post#6 Posted: 22 Aug 2008 07:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

booo to ChronicTacos joke


lol at bluntz tho briggrin
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Post#7 Posted: 15 Sep 2008 03:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some were funny some others werent imo
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