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Basi
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#1 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:25 pm Post subject: fail |
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first major test of the medschool semester this morning
last night at 1:15ish am i wake up and there is this shadow that's going fast in circles around our room
i watch it for a couple minutes thinking wtf is it, will it stop, is it a shadow of something outside, a bug?
it gets really close to my face as it's going in circles and i hear a flap and am like holy shit it's a fucking bird
reach slowly to my left to turn the lamp on
i see a huge fucking bat flapping aimlessly crazily in circles around the room
wake up the gf who screams and leaves the room
spend the next 2 hours trying to catch the bat
fail at catching the bat, then off to the exam at 6am
come back from the exam defeated because i'm positive i missed at least 4 outa the 100 problems (end up getting a 96 so it works out) but slightly pissed off since i think i fucked up a simple 100 for the taking
decide to go for a drive and my car is broken into, gps stolen, my cop detector (passport) stolen, my gym back stolen
came back home and there are 2 bats in the room in the corner sleeping
try to put them in a plastic bin and they go spastic in the bin and tip the bin over, and are currently fluttering around in our bedroom
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Basi
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#2 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:28 pm Post subject: |
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| and a bottle of wine just fell on my toe |
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#3 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:30 pm Post subject: |
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| are you making this up please say you are |
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Basi
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#4 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:34 pm Post subject: |
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no
i just talked to our landlord who's supposedly on his way (i called him 3 days ago because there is a problem with our sink and he was supposed to show then but never did) and he said bats are a common problem in the area and this has happened several times.
wish i would have fucking known that
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#5 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:02 pm Post subject: |
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| wtf how do BATS get in a house???? |
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Giantbob LazyBob
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#6 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:30 pm Post subject: |
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Is it monday? _____________________ ONCETHEREWASALINKHEREANDNOWITISGONEYES
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#7 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Giantbob wrote: | | Is it monday? |
it's a batturday |
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Basi
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#8 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Happyguy44 wrote: | | wtf how do BATS get in a house???? |
they crawl in through holes (although we have no idea how these ones got in but clearly there is a problem and the landlord has no idea. as of now the bats are MIA, we've checked all over the apartment. gone without a fucking trace or ninja-ing somewhere. sneaky little fuckers
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ye I Have Herpes
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#9 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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sounds like you had a bat day
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#10 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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could someone warn ye for making corny jokes _________________ This user's signature has been disabled |
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ye I Have Herpes
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#11 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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#12 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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#13 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 02:36 am Post subject: |
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I WARN YOU YE DONT DO IT AGAIN!!!
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#14 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 02:38 am Post subject: |
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#15 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 04:05 am Post subject: |
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#16 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 04:52 am Post subject: |
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Lmao, Ye is pro _____________________
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#17 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 08:39 pm Post subject: |
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ahah not lucky mate  |
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#18 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 07:07 am Post subject: |
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I had an ache in my right testicle about a year ago and now it's back.
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#19 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 07:29 am Post subject: |
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wow sounds like you are having a real bad day  |
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#20 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 10:03 am Post subject: |
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loooooool _____________________ ONCETHEREWASALINKHEREANDNOWITISGONEYES
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