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Post#1 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:25 pm    Post subject: fail Reply with quote

first major test of the medschool semester this morning

last night at 1:15ish am i wake up and there is this shadow that's going fast in circles around our room

i watch it for a couple minutes thinking wtf is it, will it stop, is it a shadow of something outside, a bug?

it gets really close to my face as it's going in circles and i hear a flap and am like holy shit it's a fucking bird

reach slowly to my left to turn the lamp on

i see a huge fucking bat flapping aimlessly crazily in circles around the room

wake up the gf who screams and leaves the room

spend the next 2 hours trying to catch the bat

fail at catching the bat, then off to the exam at 6am

come back from the exam defeated because i'm positive i missed at least 4 outa the 100 problems (end up getting a 96 so it works out) but slightly pissed off since i think i fucked up a simple 100 for the taking

decide to go for a drive and my car is broken into, gps stolen, my cop detector (passport) stolen, my gym back stolen

came back home and there are 2 bats in the room in the corner sleeping

try to put them in a plastic bin and they go spastic in the bin and tip the bin over, and are currently fluttering around in our bedroom


today fucking sucks
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Post#2 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and a bottle of wine just fell on my toe
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Post#3 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you making this up please say you are
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Post#4 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 05:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no


i just talked to our landlord who's supposedly on his way (i called him 3 days ago because there is a problem with our sink and he was supposed to show then but never did) and he said bats are a common problem in the area and this has happened several times.



wish i would have fucking known that


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Post#5 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf how do BATS get in a house????
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Post#6 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it monday?
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Post#7 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 06:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Giantbob wrote:
Is it monday?


it's a batturday
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Post#8 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happyguy44 wrote:
wtf how do BATS get in a house????


they crawl in through holes (although we have no idea how these ones got in but clearly there is a problem and the landlord has no idea. as of now the bats are MIA, we've checked all over the apartment. gone without a fucking trace or ninja-ing somewhere. sneaky little fuckers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-erwJngtx3M
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Post#9 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like you had a bat day
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Post#10 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

could someone warn ye for making corny jokes
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Post#11 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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FUCK THIS SHIT

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Post#12 Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post#13 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 02:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I WARN YOU YE DONT DO IT AGAIN!!!



done kenny

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Post#14 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 02:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
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Post#15 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 04:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lmao, Ye is pro
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Post#17 Posted: 19 Aug 2011 08:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahah not lucky mate tongue
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Post#18 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 07:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had an ache in my right testicle about a year ago and now it's back.
I'm in a worse position than you are, IMO.

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Post#19 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 07:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow sounds like you are having a real bad day sad
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Post#20 Posted: 20 Aug 2011 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

loooooool
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