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| Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
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enjoy it mi amigo  im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better.
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
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| Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
ugh, you needed to stretch her out lmao. its ok i had a girl once that had a super sensitive vagina, shed get off in like 2 minutes and start saying ow every time i thrust. and its like, god damnit woman, i didnt work so many years on my sexual stamina just to have to work my way back to a two pump chump.
but my list is:
blowjob
vag
handjob
titty
I love me a good public handjob, like just hold my coat in front ofme on my arm and she reaches around me and goes to town. you havent lived until you have gotten off in line at the post office lmao
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| #25 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 03:33 pm Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
ugh, you needed to stretch her out lmao. its ok i had a girl once that had a super sensitive vagina, shed get off in like 2 minutes and start saying ow every time i thrust. and its like, god damnit woman, i didnt work so many years on my sexual stamina just to have to work my way back to a two pump chump.
but my list is:
blowjob
vag
handjob
titty
I love me a good public handjob, like just hold my coat in front ofme on my arm and she reaches around me and goes to town. you havent lived until you have gotten off in line at the post office lmao |
i can give myself a better handjob so that doesn't really rank with me |
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| #26 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 03:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
ugh, you needed to stretch her out lmao. its ok i had a girl once that had a super sensitive vagina, shed get off in like 2 minutes and start saying ow every time i thrust. and its like, god damnit woman, i didnt work so many years on my sexual stamina just to have to work my way back to a two pump chump.
but my list is:
blowjob
vag
handjob
titty
I love me a good public handjob, like just hold my coat in front ofme on my arm and she reaches around me and goes to town. you havent lived until you have gotten off in line at the post office lmao |
i can give myself a better handjob so that doesn't really rank with me |
lol, she romances it, i just fast jerk. if im masterbating its boring and i try to make it as quick as possible. i just dont get into like i used to back in the day
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| #27 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 03:44 pm Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
ugh, you needed to stretch her out lmao. its ok i had a girl once that had a super sensitive vagina, shed get off in like 2 minutes and start saying ow every time i thrust. and its like, god damnit woman, i didnt work so many years on my sexual stamina just to have to work my way back to a two pump chump.
but my list is:
blowjob
vag
handjob
titty
I love me a good public handjob, like just hold my coat in front ofme on my arm and she reaches around me and goes to town. you havent lived until you have gotten off in line at the post office lmao |
i can give myself a better handjob so that doesn't really rank with me |
lol, she romances it, i just fast jerk. if im masterbating its boring and i try to make it as quick as possible. i just dont get into like i used to back in the day |
romancing with a hand doesn't seem that special. now if she's romancing with red lip stick and and cotton mouth... |
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| #28 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 03:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Basi wrote: | there are some things you just don't think about when you're analing someone and getting shit in your dick is one of them. when you are sucking her nipple do you imagine sucking your mom's nipple. when you have her in missionary, do you wonder if your grandparents did it in that position too? if the girl is a worthy girl she'll have her holes clean, end of.
anal>
unfortunately my gf is an anal prude, but my golden birthday is coming up (srs) |
enjoy it mi amigo im a blowjob man much more than an anal man. There is nothing quite like laying her on her back and fucking the shit out of her face. or just reading the newspaper and getting head. it makes the day so much better. |
before i met my current i was sick of bjs because my past gf had a super tight vagina and it "hurt her" everytime we fucked, so she gave me bjs all the time.
...however my current has monster tits so i titty fuck her more than i do anything else. i can count the blowjobs i've gotten this year on one hand, nevertheless my rankings as of this point in my life
1. anal
2. blowjob
3. vaginal
4. titty
can't believe i'm ranking titty fucks so low...god how the times have changed |
ugh, you needed to stretch her out lmao. its ok i had a girl once that had a super sensitive vagina, shed get off in like 2 minutes and start saying ow every time i thrust. and its like, god damnit woman, i didnt work so many years on my sexual stamina just to have to work my way back to a two pump chump.
but my list is:
blowjob
vag
handjob
titty
I love me a good public handjob, like just hold my coat in front ofme on my arm and she reaches around me and goes to town. you havent lived until you have gotten off in line at the post office lmao |
i can give myself a better handjob so that doesn't really rank with me |
lol, she romances it, i just fast jerk. if im masterbating its boring and i try to make it as quick as possible. i just dont get into like i used to back in the day |
romancing with a hand doesn't seem that special. now if she's romancing with red lip stick and and cotton mouth... |
you sir are a man after my heart lol.
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| #29 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 05:31 pm Post subject: Re: nyuu |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Cancerous wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | i have yet to receive anal!
sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sex and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya . still <3 ya lol
P.S. your beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely |
Fixed that for you. |
That would be cool if i enjoyed anal at all XD. It's not my cup of tea. i even dumped a girl because she wanted it like every night... im like... whoa girl, i dont like shoving my dick into dirty places.
I mean seriously, am i the only one that fears having shit in my "pee hole"? ill stick to vagina.
besides, sandwich jokes are much more fun than sex jokes  . and they dont get me bitched at if my fiance checks my history lmao |
Wut?
Girls are meant to do enemas before anal.
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| #30 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: Re: nyuu |
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| Cancerous wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Cancerous wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | i have yet to receive anal!
sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sex and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya . still <3 ya lol
P.S. your beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely |
Fixed that for you. |
That would be cool if i enjoyed anal at all XD. It's not my cup of tea. i even dumped a girl because she wanted it like every night... im like... whoa girl, i dont like shoving my dick into dirty places.
I mean seriously, am i the only one that fears having shit in my "pee hole"? ill stick to vagina.
besides, sandwich jokes are much more fun than sex jokes . and they dont get me bitched at if my fiance checks my history lmao |
Wut?
Girls are meant to do enemas before anal. |
you sir have obviously never had an enema, or else you would not wish this upon anyone.
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| #31 Posted: 06 Apr 2011 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: nyuu |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Cancerous wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | | Cancerous wrote: | | the_pillo wrote: | i have yet to receive anal!
sorry, i was ttrying to think of who to do the next thread on and while i was having a temp writers block i saw your name and remembered all the sex and sexual innuendo i used to throw at ya . still <3 ya lol
P.S. your beef with ranch on wheat would do nicely |
Fixed that for you. |
That would be cool if i enjoyed anal at all XD. It's not my cup of tea. i even dumped a girl because she wanted it like every night... im like... whoa girl, i dont like shoving my dick into dirty places.
I mean seriously, am i the only one that fears having shit in my "pee hole"? ill stick to vagina.
besides, sandwich jokes are much more fun than sex jokes . and they dont get me bitched at if my fiance checks my history lmao |
Wut?
Girls are meant to do enemas before anal. |
you sir have obviously never had an enema, or else you would not wish this upon anyone. |
If the girl wants it in her ass, her ass better be clean.
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Faggots need to learn how to use condoms.
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| #33 Posted: 07 Apr 2011 08:53 am Post subject: |
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| Zubair wrote: | | Faggots need to learn how to use condoms. |
condoms suck lmao. lets just put a bag over it and ruin 75% of the feeling.... sounds like a fun plan to me lmao
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but it keeps random girl you have sex with from getting knocked up
so this is very good for quite a few people that don't want to have 30 kids by the time there 15 |
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| Happyguy44 wrote: | but it keeps random girl you have sex with from getting knocked up
so this is very good for quite a few people that don't want to have 30 kids by the time there 15 |
Get a vasectomy.
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| Happyguy44 wrote: | but it keeps random girl you have sex with from getting knocked up
so this is very good for quite a few people that don't want to have 30 kids by the time there 15 |
depo shot... lol everyone should enjoy the glory
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Called pills.
No pms
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Why is the nyuu thread now about anal and titty fucking?
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| nyuu wrote: | | Why is the nyuu thread now about anal and titty fucking? |
hmmmmmmmm...... do you really have to ask? lol
jp it started off innocent
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Zubair wrote: | | Faggots need to learn how to use condoms. |
condoms suck lmao. lets just put a bag over it and ruin 75% of the feeling.... sounds like a fun plan to me lmao |
I'm guessing you've never actually used a condom?
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