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[Jessmop]

.... When I first joined the site here i scrolled thru the flags and whatnot..


We all know that the USA flag is not the "best looking visual" flag there is..

Even tho our country atm is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag we are STILL better off than most...


Anyway to support our country (cause I know Obama and Mccain are multis here)

I am gonna swap out my cool STAR ICON FLAG for the good old Stars and Stripes..


Heres what I will and won't offer in return:

1) Any Super Hot Chicks that need a green card pm me for details..

2) I will continue to pay taxes

3) I will pay off my college loans

4) I will keep pressing for the legalization of marijuana

5) I will vote for Elvis in EVERY election

6) I will continue to gamble my money away to Indian Casinos (cause they are the true Americans)

7) I will report Nfaguar for Tax Evation Fraud

8) I will bang Sara Palin (vice president republican runner) If need be

9) I will NOT only drink domestic beer and or alcohol (sry but we really fucked up this one)

10) I will only watch AMERICAN based porn. (pirated ofc)