Your momma jokes

Logic. · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:46 am Post subject: Your momma jokes

Ill start..
but its not really a yo momma joke

your familys so poor when someone puts out a ciggrett thay all say ....ahhh who turned off the heat!!!!

NewPolution · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:48 am Post subject: Re: Your momma jokes

Mxracer190 · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:54 am Post subject:

yo mommas like a brick, Flat on both sides and always getting laid by mexicans.

Logic. · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:55 am Post subject:

Lamborghini · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:56 am Post subject:

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Maddi · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:57 am Post subject:

Your momma is so dumb that when you were born, you inherited her idiocy and made a thread like this.

Logic. · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:58 am Post subject:

Lamborghini · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:58 am Post subject:

Heres a shitload

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

NewPolution · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 12:58 am Post subject:

Lamborghini · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 01:02 am Post subject:

Random Mexican Joke

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

Maddi · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 01:22 am Post subject:

Maddi · Posted: 03 Nov 2008 01:23 am Post subject: