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Post#1 Posted: 24 Feb 2009 09:02 pm    Post subject: FML Reply with quote
Today, my mom asked me : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML
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Post#2 Posted: 24 Feb 2009 09:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
holy shit dude i think i just threw up in my mouth a little. im truly sorry for you.
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Post#3 Posted: 24 Feb 2009 09:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
TBH i lol'd

at least you can prepare for the noise smile

but u will then think what she has on her tits / body rofl
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Post#4 Posted: 24 Feb 2009 09:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
dude sick. unless ur mom is hot.....
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Post#5 Posted: 24 Feb 2009 09:14 pm    Post subject: Re: FML Reply with quote
Mxracer190 wrote:
Today, my mom asked me : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML


och sorry to hear that sent you 50 fg
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Post#6 Posted: 25 Feb 2009 04:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gotta be honest too, I lol'd..

But acctuarly, it isn't that funny, only scary..
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