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Post#1 Posted: 12 Jun 2009 11:59 pm    Post subject: Joke #2 Reply with quote

Bear with me, I'm typing this on an iPod touch.

In a tragic car crash, a man dies with two friends. They go to heaven and are asked, "When people see you at your funeral, what would you like to hear them say?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man."

The second guy says, " I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and teacher who made a difference."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

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Post#2 Posted: 15 Jun 2009 02:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha
Laughed when i read that u were typing with Ipod touch and the last quote

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Post#3 Posted: 15 Jun 2009 02:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl
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Post#4 Posted: 15 Jun 2009 04:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO
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Post#5 Posted: 15 Jun 2009 05:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better if it was

He's Breathing!

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Post#6 Posted: 17 Jun 2009 05:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAA
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