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 #1 Posted: 04 Dec 2008 09:39 pm Post subject: why you should never screw a pumpkin |
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A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles.
He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.
After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?" |
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| #2 Posted: 04 Dec 2008 09:42 pm Post subject: |
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ok
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| #3 Posted: 11 Dec 2008 09:44 pm Post subject: |
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dont get it 
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| #4 Posted: 16 Feb 2009 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| talking about cinderella right? |
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| #5 Posted: 20 Feb 2009 03:44 pm Post subject: |
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What the fuck that makes no sense.... "a pumpkin? is it midnight already?"
That quote makes no fucking sense whatsoever therefore I give you the stamp of fail.
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| #6 Posted: 17 Jun 2009 06:08 pm Post subject: |
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thats weird , why would no one be around by a pumpkin patch, they would get no costomers
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| #7 Posted: 17 Jun 2009 06:44 pm Post subject: |
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Lol I get it. Rich.
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| #8 Posted: 22 Jun 2009 03:21 am Post subject: |
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The carriage turns into a pumpkin? Does it revolve around that?
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| #9 Posted: 22 Jun 2009 04:24 pm Post subject: |
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wow... this is actually kinda stupid and funny lol
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