the horribly corruptied wish thread

happyguy44 · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 08:39 am Post subject: the horribly corruptied wish thread

ok for those of you that don't know heres how it works

you grant the persons before yours wish and horribly corrupt it

for example

person before you posted

granted your now day

i wish i had a dog

then in your post you post

granted but he eats you

i wish for a million dollars

and so on

ill start it off with

i wish diablo 3 would come out today

Tyrael · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 01:03 pm Post subject:

Granted, but

It's an FPS and Tyrael and Diablo make no appearance.

Murloc do.

I wish for my own computer.

Ricky · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 01:57 pm Post subject:

Granted, but

When you receive you're computer it has nothing but porn and un clickable porn links.

I wish I had a house of my own.

Tyrael · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 02:30 pm Post subject:

Granted, but

cat urine drips from the walls and the overhead fans do not work.

I wish I had new furniture.

Ricky · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 03:51 pm Post subject:

Granted, but

The furniture will smell like dirty horse poo with a hint of sex and vomit.

I wish I had a car.

Tyrael · Posted: 27 Jul 2009 04:06 pm Post subject:

Granted, but

The car is controlled by a remote and is smaller than your foot.

I wish to have my own chandelier.

happyguy44 · Posted: 29 Jul 2009 09:58 am Post subject:

granted but the genie gets mixed up and gives you a gay man named chandelier instead and he runs after you with a hot passion

i wish i had a bag for infinite dvds

3D · Posted: 29 Jul 2009 12:05 pm Post subject:

Tyrael · Posted: 29 Jul 2009 12:16 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you are a T-Rex without legs.

I wish I could fly.

Tribunal · Posted: 29 Jul 2009 07:07 pm Post subject:

happyguy44 · Posted: 30 Jul 2009 05:03 pm Post subject:

granted but then your house becomes as cold as iceland and you freeze to death

i wish they would add goku to super smash brothers brawl

3D · Posted: 30 Jul 2009 06:32 pm Post subject:

happyguy44 · Posted: 01 Aug 2009 08:45 am Post subject:

granted but you are a helicopter without gas so you can't move and just rust forever

i wish treezzzz would return

Oggy2k7 · Posted: 08 Aug 2009 02:01 am Post subject:

Granted, but

a wild glurak appears and burns them all down

i wish i had a better comp^^

happyguy44 · Posted: 11 Aug 2009 08:25 pm Post subject:

granted but you get a better comp locked in a cage without the key to open it

i wish i had a CEF

Heineken · Posted: 11 Aug 2009 08:42 pm Post subject:

I wish for today available from the operation my mother a positive result comes out

Schoolhacker · Posted: 11 Aug 2009 10:00 pm Post subject:

Schoolhacker · Posted: 11 Aug 2009 10:01 pm Post subject:

oh... and i wish someone who offer the iso for f/a-18 hornet mac version

and... no its not pc... because someone already offered a site that only has pc version that works...

Qry · Posted: 04 Sep 2009 05:28 am Post subject:

lol ^^

Dirty-Tib04 · Posted: 12 Nov 2009 10:18 pm Post subject: