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 #1 Posted: 07 Sep 2010 01:20 am Post subject: LMAO ! RUFF STUFF !! |
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Ever met a girl you talked to for years but never seen more then 2 times ever ?
Here is a little lol.
I would never see this girl irl again, she cute but I got a woman.
This is a little msg from her tonight, was for fun.
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Khristina says:
Joseph says:
strip poker?
Khristina says:
lol when?
im at home now
Joseph says:
lol
welcome back
Khristina says:
thank you.. ill probably be leaving on Wed or Thurs though
Joseph says:
aww
thats not even 1 week of sex.
Khristina says:
for another week or two but I have to be back befor the 20th
lol
wanna come stay here tomorrow night?
Joseph says:
maybe, u won't have me beat up will you ?
Khristina says:
for what?
Joseph says:
iono, man hater ?
Khristina says:
and we would just sleep lol
nope no man hater
Joseph says:
usure?
Khristina says:
yep lol
Joseph says:
what if I sleep only in boxers ?
Khristina says:
thats fine
Joseph says:
what if we wrestle and you get aroused
Khristina says:
i just want someone to sleep next to..
Joseph says:
aww
Khristina says:
lol then it happens
Joseph says:
k
Khristina says:
ill be sleeping in pj bottoms and a sports bra cause its hot as hell in here.. the only problem would be you'd have to move your truck at like 5 am to let my mom out
Joseph says:
np
ima hit and run guys anyhow, i'll be long gone by 5 am if I get there by 7pm
Khristina says:
its hot in here but I have a fan lol
Joseph says:
oh, I like to ride on fans.
Khristina says:
thats not nice.. to leave by 5.. why?
Joseph says:
LOL j/k.
wanted to see your reaction.
Khristina says:
ohh ok
hmmm.. ok
Joseph says:
ok what ?
what you thinkin ?
Are you excited ?
eh ?
Khristina says:
im thinking im tired as hell and im trying not to pass out on you lol
but it would be nice to sleep next to someone
Joseph says:
aww that's so sweet.
kk, i'll let u go back to sleep.
jessmops' woman had their babys'.
http://www.d3jsp.org/viewtopic.php?p=614425#614425
Khristina says:
sorry lost service for a sec..
Joseph says:
why u type .... at the end ?
your annoyed by msging me ?
Khristina says:
lol im mobile
its habit lol no im not annoyed at you
i like you.. you bant annoy me
cant lol
Joseph says:
kk good thing ^^
You liked me since we 1st met havn't you ?
Khristina says:
lol
yep
Joseph says:
What had you done if I gave you a kiss in the parking lot within 20 seconds of meeting you ? LOL.
Khristina says:
i dunno..
probably enjoyed it
Joseph says:
go get married to me after that ?
Khristina says:
i like being dominated lol
Joseph says:
Wow
I like to punch in the face and ribs during intimacy, I think it's a turnon.
Khristina says:
after 1 kiss? lol i dunno about that
ohh no that is not cool lol id think you were crazy
Joseph says:
LMAO !
LMAO
Khristina says:
i just like rough sex lol
Joseph says:
I like to make bald spots on scalps.
Like bald spots ?
Khristina says:
lol you are crazy
Joseph says:
LOL!
Khristina says:
nope lol
i like my hair pulled not pulled out lol
well ive got to get some sleep.. let me know tomorrow what you want to do
Last edited by Cinemax on 07 Sep 2010 01:21 am; edited 2 times in total
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| #2 Posted: 07 Sep 2010 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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sir, i am sorry to say.
tl;dr.
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| #3 Posted: 07 Sep 2010 02:20 pm Post subject: |
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lol.
best part:
"I love rough sex"
kk np
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| #4 Posted: 07 Sep 2010 07:36 pm Post subject: |
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And you didn't go through with it!? :O
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| Myoga- wrote: | | And you didn't go through with it!? :O |
Nah, I stayed home and kept the peace.
I need to work tomorrow so I can't have an all niter on a weekdaym besides I outgrew that stuff years ago.
It's still fun to talk about that stuff I used to when I was 18 years old but even more fun to remember what it was and knowing I am still healthy and living and have 2 great kids with the same mother and I get to spend time with my son and daughter.
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| #6 Posted: 08 Sep 2010 09:12 am Post subject: |
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| Cinemax wrote: | | Myoga- wrote: | | And you didn't go through with it!? :O |
Nah, I stayed home and kept the peace.
I need to work tomorrow so I can't have an all niter on a weekdaym besides I outgrew that stuff years ago.
It's still fun to talk about that stuff I used to when I was 18 years old but even more fun to remember what it was and knowing I am still healthy and living and have 2 great kids with the same mother and I get to spend time with my son and daughter. |
gotta say, even though my penis tells me its the wrong choice... you made the right choice mi amigo. iz proud of you
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| #7 Posted: 08 Sep 2010 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Cinemax wrote: | | Myoga- wrote: | | And you didn't go through with it!? :O |
Nah, I stayed home and kept the peace.
I need to work tomorrow so I can't have an all niter on a weekdaym besides I outgrew that stuff years ago.
It's still fun to talk about that stuff I used to when I was 18 years old but even more fun to remember what it was and knowing I am still healthy and living and have 2 great kids with the same mother and I get to spend time with my son and daughter. |
gotta say, even though my penis tells me its the wrong choice... you made the right choice mi amigo. iz proud of you |
lol, ya it was hard to give up vag but it was important to look out for the right things in life.
When I get too old, and have done everything else God made viagra to help out the impaired old men.
So i'll be good even at age 70.
LOL>
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| #8 Posted: 08 Sep 2010 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| the_pillo wrote: | | Cinemax wrote: | | Myoga- wrote: | | And you didn't go through with it!? :O |
Nah, I stayed home and kept the peace.
I need to work tomorrow so I can't have an all niter on a weekdaym besides I outgrew that stuff years ago.
It's still fun to talk about that stuff I used to when I was 18 years old but even more fun to remember what it was and knowing I am still healthy and living and have 2 great kids with the same mother and I get to spend time with my son and daughter. |
gotta say, even though my penis tells me its the wrong choice... you made the right choice mi amigo. iz proud of you |
The right choice would have been not talking to her at all. >_>
What if his wife finds that... Would not go over well.
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Remember kids, you can only think with one head at once (if you're a guy you know what I'm talking about) so obviously the blood was still in his brain xD
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| #10 Posted: 09 Sep 2010 02:24 pm Post subject: |
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sry but am i suppose to read that whole thing? my eyes didn't want to try
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