Stay awhile and listen, young generation of homophobes

[Craisaur]

I come from a great land, underworld. I collected lots of wisdom during my fighting years, and know how to show youth few things.
This one time I came to a city, where old man lay, who was blind since birth.
Crai (me) came to the men and said: - arise old fool, I brought identifying scrolls with me, you are not as blind anymore. Men used identifying scrolls and could identify things but couldn't see them, which basically is the same.
After crai left, men said arise arise oh Great homophobe Crai! You are the true god of battlefield and this planet. I will serve you until I die and he did.

The story teaches us brothers and sisters that Crai is a mythical creature from a forest, who was raised in a tough environment but still helped a man he didn't know to get laid.

[Ipad]

`2

[Kolba]

Can you die?

[Ipad]

die like a mothafucka