pirate joke

xxtc1022xx · Posted: 21 May 2011 11:30 am Post subject: pirate joke

my english teacher told me this

A pirate walks into a barb
the bartender says "oooh ur a pirate"
he has a hook and a wooden leg and a patch

he asks how did he get the wooden leg
the pirate says " this is a great story when i was coming up from a ship a shark bit off my leg"
then he asks how about the hook , the pirate says "this is a frightening and tragic story i was in a sword fight and the opponent cut off my arm"
what about the eye
well u see when we were sailing there were birds that dropped shit and it was the first day of the hook.
i didnt use the internet i thought it was a decent joke that my english teacher told

janus · Posted: 21 May 2011 07:51 pm Post subject:

i knew it already

but i lold when i heard it teh first time

xxtc1022xx · Posted: 05 Jun 2011 01:06 am Post subject:

anymore pirate jokes

Aries · Posted: 24 Oct 2011 07:01 pm Post subject:

Jay · Posted: 24 Oct 2011 07:14 pm Post subject:

haha poked his own damn eye out, silly.

Sensei · Posted: 14 Nov 2011 11:57 am Post subject:

pirate !

nice story even tho briggrin

nxpsimon · Posted: 17 Jan 2012 06:05 pm Post subject:

lol'd

ZZ · Posted: 19 Jan 2012 08:33 pm Post subject:

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